“Rod brands last night’s ARIA Awards – THE TRIPLE J AWARDS!!”, “How Bob Katter was the highlight of the ARIAs”, “Has any parent ever actually TURNED THIS CAR ROUND?”, “Who’s DAN SULTAN?”, “If Rod cant rely on Michael Jackson or INXS he’s going to give up all hope”, “US MID TERM ELECTION ads make ours look good”, and “Whats the point in FLUGLHAUSEN?”