Who calls their kid Justique? 

Parents and non-parents alike have taken to the website Mumsnet to share the most outrageous, ‘what were you thinking’ baby names around and… WOW. 

“In the super market [sic] today and heard a mum shout “beige” to her daughter… no joke! At first I thought I had misheard Paige… but no definitely beige.

Thus one of the greatest baby name threads was born.

Members were quick to include their most memorable – including someone, with the unfortunate handle, “GlitterBallSacks” who perhaps does not understand irony.

Here are some of our ‘favourites’:

Venezuela

Bronte

Hagley

Justique

Oceania

Bambi

Peaches

Dolphin

Modesty

Carnaby

Neveah

Nemesis

Pashley

Bubbles

Hernia

Merica

Glumdaclitch

Candida

What’s the worst you’ve ever heard?

 

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Written by Ally Parker