Who calls their kid Justique?
Parents and non-parents alike have taken to the website Mumsnet to share the most outrageous, ‘what were you thinking’ baby names around and… WOW.
“In the super market [sic] today and heard a mum shout “beige” to her daughter… no joke! At first I thought I had misheard Paige… but no definitely beige.
Thus one of the greatest baby name threads was born.
Members were quick to include their most memorable – including someone, with the unfortunate handle, “GlitterBallSacks” who perhaps does not understand irony.
Here are some of our ‘favourites’:
Venezuela
Bronte
Hagley
Justique
Oceania
Bambi
Peaches
Dolphin
Modesty
Carnaby
Neveah
Nemesis
Pashley
Bubbles
Hernia
Merica
Glumdaclitch
Candida
What’s the worst you’ve ever heard?
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Written by Ally Parker